This is a spoof of the title song from The Phantom of the Opera. Note that the song from the movie adaptation was a shortened version with the last verse cut out. This is a spoof of the full original song.

Christine:

I found this popsicle here on the floor.

It was so wonderful. I wanted more.

But now I find that I'm not feeling great.

The popsicle I found revealed that floors contaminate.

Germ:

I see you've eaten me. Now I'm inside.

There's no defeating me. No way to hide.

I'll give you stomach aches. That is your fate.

The popsicle you found revealed that floors contaminate.

Christine:

This purple tragedy born on a stick

Has taken over me.

Germ:

I'll make you sick.

Both:

I'm/You're feeling queasy now from what I/you ate.

The popsicle I/you found revealed that floors contaminate.

(in the background)

It's bad, the popsicle you found there.

The popsicle you found there.

Germ:

I'll rob you of your health. You won't escape.

You couldn't help yourself.

Christine:

'Cause it was grape.

Both:

And from this moment on, I'll/you'll use a plate.

The popsicle I/you found revealed that floors contaminate.

Germ:

Puke, my aim's to make you sick!

Christine:

It's bad, the popsicle I found there.