Based on "She's Always A Woman" by Billy Joel.

She can clear out the room just by raising an arm.
She smells worse than all of the cows on a farm.
We run for the hills when she snacks on some cheese.
She reeks like a yak, but she's always a woman to me.

There's some kind of drip I can hear in her closet,
As if she has in there some leaky old faucet.
A red puddle sits there and grows every week.
Some say she's a killer, but she's always a woman to me.

Oh, she's the size of a blimp,
With gargantuan jaws
That could chomp through your spine.
Oh, if she doesn't like you,
She will rip out your lungs,
But she hasn't yet mine.

Her voice is incredibly sexy and deep.
She keeps all her clothes on when she goes to sleep.
When she goes to the bathroom, she stands up to pee.
She might be a man, but she's always a woman to me.

Overall, well funny. It's just a shame it's a verse short but other than that, excellent.

Anon Billy Joel Fan