John Myung, the bassist in Dream Theater has cut his hair! Now it's short, and he looks like some weird old granny. This means that the only member left with long hair is James LaBrie, the lead singer. They did save the best for last, but if he cuts his hair, I don't know what I'm going to do. This kind of thing can break a man like me. I'll probably boycott their albums. At least until their next release.

Wow, I can't believe he cut his hair, I'd never expect him to cut it short. If you could e mail me pictures, if you have them, that'd be amazing.

This news might have been a hoax. I saw Dream Theater live in concert not too long ago (after this blog post) and John Myung's hair was as long as ever.