Well, it looks like Bush won the elections. Kerry is currently insisting that the rest of the provisional votes in Ohio be counted, but I don't think it'll be enough to put him over the top.

America is viewed across the world as ignorant, arrogant, and hideously corrupt. Countries across Europe feel that we had a good bond with them during Clinton's terms in office, but that Bush has completely broken those bonds. Bush is hated with a passion across the world. He symbolizes the very things that make up the worst of America. The turnout of this election is a serious disappointment, not just for the millions who voted for Kerry, but for the entire world. An overwhelming majority (nearly 80%) of Europeans said that if they could vote for the United States president, they would pick Kerry over Bush.

We're running out of friends in the world, and now we're planning on taking over more countries in the Middle East. The future looks grim, and if Bush continues to rub our once allies the wrong way, it could lead to World War III, and we would be the bad guys.

Good job, voters.